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Kick Start a Healthier Lifestyle

Eat Holy Crap Cereal. Every Day.



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Only Whole Unprocessed Ingredients for Energized Living



Chia seeds are the star of our cereals. This ancient crop is considered a “perfect food” because it’s one of the few vegan sources of complete protein and calcium.

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Buckwheat is one of the best sources of plant-based high-quality, easily digestible proteins in the plant kingdom. Its 74% protein absorption rate makes it an excellent meat substitute.

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Hulled Hemp Seeds

Hulled hemp seeds contain balanced sources of both Omega-6 and Omega-3 so you will reap the benefits of healthy skin and hair, development of nervous system, and regulation of inflammatory responses.

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Product Reviews

We used to eat the traditional breakfast cereals but switched to Holy Crap. We eat the cereal with yogurt and fruit so it acts as a catalyst to healthier eating and it is tasty too!

Robert M.

This is truly a Miracle food!! I have been buying this product for years now and don't know what I would do if I couldn't get it anymore. It gives me the added calcium and omega 3's and 6!

Beverley O.

Love this cereal, fun to eat,
keeps me full, without added bread, muffins etc.
So easy for me to control my sugar intake, as I am a diabetic.

Cyril Y.

Eat Clean - Feel Great

Nutrient dense & delicious breakfast cereal! 

100% organic * non-gmo * vegan * gluten-free