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Are you looking for something new, fun and healthy for your customers?

Put a smile on your customers’ faces with the organic, gluten-free and high-fiber breakfast cereal phenomenon.

Holy Crap Cereal appeals to customers interested in health and wellness and seek organic, gluten-free, kosher or vegan foods.

Our retailers report the cereal flies off the shelf – people love the funny name and the health benefits.

Please use the contact form below and we'll get back to you immediately with your wholesale discount code with FREE shipping to purchase online or call our Order Desk Toll Free at 1-855-588-8860.

Side view of Holy Crap cereal in-store POP display stand

HUMOROUS NAME

This health-packed cereal is incredibly delicious. In fact, when the company was just starting out one of their very first customers said, “Holy Crap… this is amazing!” That’s where the name “Holy Crap” comes from.

The humorous name draws their attention and the delicious taste and amazing results of the artisan-made cereal will keep bringing them back to you again and again.

RECOMMENDED SUPER FOODS

Holy Crap Cereal is a tasty blend of certified organic ancient grains including chia, buckwheat and hulled hemp seeds plus dried cranberries, raisins, apples and a touch of cinnamon. Dr. Oz, Dr. Weil, and Carol Kicinski recommend these super food ingredients because of their high fiber and omega-3 and omega-6.

ANCIENT SECRET OF THE AZTECS

The key ingredient of Holy Crap is chia, or Salvia hispanica L. This recently revived seed crop is considered a “perfect food” because it’s one of the few vegetarian sources of complete protein. The Aztecs valued it more highly than gold.

HOLY CRAP AT THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION

Holy Crap cereal was served to astronauts aboard the International Space Station during Mission 34/35 in 2013. It’s out of this world! 

WHAT RETAILERS SAY

Holy Crap Cereal

  • "Holy Crap sells well in our small store. Customers are always giving us positive feedback, in fact, many of them are coming to us for Holy Crap." Sandy View Farms

  • "We have been selling Holy Crap and Skinny B in both of our locations since March of 2012. The response has been overwhelmingly good. The eye-catching name grabs customers attention and the great quality Canadian product keeps them coming back for more. We have sold 400 units of your cereal in 10 months and still going strong. Very much recommended." Westboro Organics